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Avenues 112...WE NEVER SLEEP

Okay, so I can't take credit for this post. This is my roommate Haley's blog post for last night. But it was too funny. I couldn't resist putting it up on my blog. Quotes on nights such as this will live as long lasting memories in my mind and in my heart, I just love my roommates. They are so funny! ;)

1:00 AM: Random words of Gioconda Velez (yes, like an andaconda), Sarah Deaver (yes, like a beaver), and Haley McIntosh (yes, like an apple or a computer, except spelled different).

Today sucked.

All we want is to be pursued.

One night with you.

Why were you sleeping in your underwear? Isn't it a little chilly?

Changing is for suckers.

This music is too intense for me!

Sarah look! This is how Haley and I stare at each other!

Don't lie. You like it.

And then he lied to me! He said he was at Ward Prayer, but he wasn't!

I'm just happy he knows my name!

Woa! I opened up my eyes and saw two Haleys!

I'm so sleepy I might as well be drunk right now.

I'm done.

I didn't even know he knew my name!

I'm not a werewolf!

Did you know she was coming over when I saw you at the grocery store?

Don't think too hard. Marry, make out, and throw off a cliff. Pick already!

Gio? Can I have one of your Snickers?

We have an hour to kill! IHOP!

You like your pancakes raw. I like mine well done.

Can we please just listen to a full song?!

No wait!

I liked that song...

I like my pancakes white. You like yours brown, because you are brown.

She went rogue. I'm so proud I used that word correctly...

Are you racsist?

I'm gonna cry. You have all these good songs.

Can I turn the TV on on Sundays?

You can watch Cars.

I'm hearing voices.

I'm going in the warm spot.

Gio has a dirty mind...

Giggle... giggle... giggle...

Haley, why are you covering your face?

You really should have been born in the 50's.

We should be lovers!

We can't do that!

Don't don't drink! No, don't even think about it!

Bruce, lets skip the small talk. How are the ladies treatin you?

I just want my pancakes!

I'm going to regret having written this in the morning... oh well :) for now I'm just a crazy, hyped up weirdo who spends waaaaay too many nights up talking to her roommates when she should be sleeping and recovering her sanity... take it or leave it :) bon voyage!
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Tiffany said…
I love that the lyrics to "Word of Wizzum" from Sons of Provo made it into that conversation!
February 22, 2010 at 7:39 PM
Gio said…
It wasn't my doing...it was all my roommate Haley. I didn't even realize they made it on the list. But as we were listening to songs on Haley's ipod, I laughed when all the Son's of Provo songs came on. I was in shock. I was like, "You actually like this?" That's amazing. I thought we were the only nutzo's that appreciated music such as that. LOL. :)
February 23, 2010 at 12:16 PM
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